mancy update

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so one day the mancies decided to go to bed bath and beyond (or bb and b, as some of us like to call it). tony and bg decided to call me as they were coasting down bancroft on the 51 two stops away from my house. they shouted "run run run" and i got my shit together, ran through oncoming traffic and caught up with them. we drove past an innate chiropractry, the mallard, bevmo and more to get to our destination. we laughed at the el cerrito plaza bell tower thing, then headed into bb and b where we listened to many classic hits over the store speakers and heard them call over the intercom for chantay. of course, we shouted "chantay, sashay." or chanté, saché if you want to be french about it. we were on the search for new bedding for tony since his room was gassed for bedbugs (everyone already knows about it). we contemplated pillows, pillow shields, and mattress pads. then we saw the ad for pedegg, watched them toss out all those flaky feet bits, and then got to the massage chairs. tony enjoyed some shiatsu and brian worked the knots out of his back. they were like lumps, or tumors if you want to put it that way. after paying, we went to panda express. discussed panda panda and panda inn, but unfortunately this was just a panda express. famous for their orange chicken. we asked, "where else is there ONE thing that EVERYONE orders?" good question. we went back to the wolf house, ate some potstickers and chiken nuggets and then drank some vodka, chased by strawberries. despite what anyone (tony) says, do not try and put cherries in your mouth and then take a shot of vodka so they'll mix. you'll want to choke/spit out the vodka. it's one of the worst ideas in the world. we finished the night with some intense mario kart battles and a trip to safeway for mac n cheese, chips, oj and more vodka. then some more mario kart.

now for purchase at bed bath and beyond: pet stairs, so your incredibly tiny dog can enjoy your incredibly tall, incredibly plush chair.

















then tonight the mancies met up again, this time with nagy by our sides to make mac and cheese of our own. it was pretty much a disaster. the cheese rejected all of its oil, which was collected in a cup and was a very odd red color. bg tasted it and believe it to share the same flavor as a cow's udder. the cheese turned incredibly hard and when we tried to mix it with the macaroni, it just turned into a giant lump which we proceeded to compare to several different things like play doh, silly putty, stretch armstrong's arms, etc. we managed to eat it with the help of a knife and fork. then we experienced the summer of destruction as the leftovers were chucked off the roof of the house. we came back inside, consumed a lot of alcohol and proceeded to play mario kart. we also took some grape lady falls into bean bag chairs and discussed wine graping and ketchup and vodka dispensers. the night ended with tony passing out on the couch, some mk with chris and bg, and more grape lady. then this post. here are some photos of the disaster that is our mac and cheese.