Vegas!!!

The weekend of luxury and craziness. Stayed at the Venetian in an amazingly large suite with Jacqui, Brian Sloss, his sister, his best friend and his sister's boyfriend. First night stayed up till 4:30 am, for no particular reason. Tried asking everyone what club was open at 4:30 am, but unfortunately was turned down as we made our way back to the casino. Gambled, lost $5 and decided to stop gambling. Until the next day.. The next morning ate a gourmet buffet breakfast at Planet Hollywood, gambled and drank some more, then ventured off to the Paris hotel and of course..gambled some more. None of us were a fan of that casino, bad luck with all of the machines, but loved the interior decorations of the hotel. Before I continue, must add the craziest thing that happened at the Venetian. A hooker walks out of an 80 year old man in a diaper's room as he gives her money. She then called her friend and said "Lets go out tonight! Just got money." Anyway, that evening we saw Cirque Du Soleil "O" at the Bellagio. Left us all in awe. After the show we walked around the hotel, got some pistachio gelato and Jacqui got a chocolate art masterpiece. Delicious beyond words. Then ran back to the hotel with our heels on, thought my feet were going to either break off or i'd have to cut them off, basically destroyed our feet, soaked them in the tub and watched SNL in the bathroom through the mirror (too lazy to turn around to watch it.) RALLY good virgania skit. Then decided to "briefly" check out the night club at our hotel, Tao. We decided we'd check it out, maybe have a drink and then leave. Not exactly what happend. Almost kicked a couple girl's asses in line who decided to cut in front of us. We were in the VIP guest list line which happened to be only for residents of the hotel, but they proceeded to cut us anyway. Walked up to the 3rd level of the club which was outside and amazing view of Vegas. We met a group of really cool guys, bought all our drinks (long islands and shots of tequila) and they actually happened to be from East Bay! Small world. Partied like crazy that night until 5:00 am and decided to make one of the guys a mancy. Woke up the next morning, went to Luxor and ate at a deli in the hotel. Shouldve just got the corn beef sandwich. Thought I was being healthy by ordering the grilled chicken with wheat bread, but of course they fried the bread in a stick of butter. Layed out by the pool drinking Strawberry dacquiris. Saw the girl whos ass we almost kicked on the chair RIGHT next to us. Rediculous coincadence. Good thing nothing happened or else that would've been REALLY awkward. After a full day of sun and lots of tanning, went out to a wonderful restaurant in the hotel called Fusia-an asia fusion cuisine. The ad for it in the hotel showed an older man sitting at the table with a half naked woman on top of the table hand feeding him his meal. Under the picture of the girl in small print it said, "Woman on table not included." On the way to the restaurant, bumped into a woman in pink pants, a pink top and a pink cell phone with a lit cigarette in one hand and another cigarette in her other hand. Jeff makes a comment about the cigarette smoke as she brings it in the elevator. She replies to him, completely wasted and on some kind of drug, "It's my fucking birthday. I'll smoke 10." Walks out of the elevator barely walking straight, sticking her ass out and looking at brian and jeff up and down. Had some wine and an amazing dinner then proceded to leave for home at 9:30-10:00 at night. What I've learned on this trip: 1) I hate gambling. (or losing) 2.) Things that should never happen will happen in Vegas. Including people. 3.) The mancies and the nancies need to make a trip asap. Three words: Best trip ever.